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a person that makes people she is imitating have little british lisps. she has awesome hair, and jeff wants to bone her she is surrounded by queers. like taylor and marissa and jeff
she is to great to have examples*says in little british lispy accent* ashley
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A very cute girl. She is short and thin and makes a lot of girls jealous. Once an Ashley is in love she will never stop and will do anything to get the one she loves. Ashleys can be very jealous of other girls and sometimes really annoying. Some say she is very plain and doesn't have a great personality. If you want something pretty to look at find an Ashley. If you want someone pretty AND fun to be around, find someone else.
-Who's that girl over there?
-Thats Ashley, she's really cute but has NO personality
-That's too bad
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A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
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A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.
Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"
"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"
Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
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a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.
ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!
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A girl who is a slut. She fucks any black man that will have her. She has a Frankensteins monster forehead. She is flat chested and no ass but is all stomach, she looks like a blimp. She lies about everything and steals from people who were supposed to be her friends.
Girl 1: are you still friends with Ashley?
Girl 2: Hell no that whore stole my digital camera and fucked all my brothers.
Girl 1: what a fucking slut.
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a true story with the facts exaggerated to make the story more interesting or funnier than it actually is.
"Dude , that story about Babe Ruth calling his homerun to centerfield is such an "ashley". He was just gesturing at the opposing teams dugout because they were heckling him.
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