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An atheist who displays all of the irritating behaviours of a Fundamentalist Christian.
They tell Christians what they are "supposed" to believe in order to be Christian.
They judge everyone with differing beliefs as being inferior or less intelligent.
They try to convert others to their way of thinking.
They show complete disrespect and even insult those with differing beliefs, without provocation.
Bob is such a Fundamentalist Atheist. I told him I'm a Christian but I don't believe in hell and he started telling me how I'm not really a Christian. What a dick.
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Someone who believes they were created by disabled stinky monkeys
Oh look its a nonce!... hes probably an atheist lol what a downy!
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Cupcakes who do not believe in 'god'. They don't refuse to believe, they just find there is evidence. (For the record, They are just as delicious as regular cupcakes, they just don't have similar beliefs.)
"I ate Tom's Atheist Cupcakes and now I don't believe in God."
"Haha, Asshole. That's what you get for eating my FRIENDS! Cupcakes is peoples too!"
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New atheist:
A person with no deity beliefs that is no longer keeping silent about their point of view in order to keep themselves safe from harassment, assault or discrimination.
One who speaks openly about their non-belief in order to encourage acceptance and respect for a non-theistic point of view.
Someone who is an activist in keeping private religion out of public or governmental life and law. Commonly associated with groups that support separation of church and state activism.
Theist, "Wow, you just tell anyone you're an atheist?"
Atheist, "Of course, no shame in non-belief. The new atheist wants acceptance and respect for their point of view. I want to encourage discussion and education."
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An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.
Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!
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Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.
He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.
People that don't believe certain technologies exist.
This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.