Attack Helicopter

A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).

Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.

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gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

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poop attack

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.

I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!

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spak attack

1.to do or say something completely stupid or retarded, much the same as a spak would

2. to be completely and utterly consumed by rage that you cant find the words to express yourself, and end up standing flailing your arms, and making sounds similar to a wilderbeast

1 'i was trying to chat up this hot guy/girl and i had an almighty spak attack. s/he asked if i i wanted them to find my carer'

2 ' i said i fancied her mate and she had a spak attack'

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boob attack

The act of a female attacking a male with her boobs because the male tried to pick up her skirt and look at her vagina. Also, when a girl likes a guy and the guy doesn't like her back she constantly goes up to him sticking her boobs in his face.

Jennifer: boob attacking Harold saying "why won't you like me my boobs are so hot"

Harold: "I'm just not into you please stop rubbing your boobs in my face"

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Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.

I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?

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pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.

Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!

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