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When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth
Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?
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There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.
"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"
"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."
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a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about
random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
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Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)
1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.
Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."
"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"
"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."
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Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.
My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!
If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide
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Whilst penetrating the pikachu, "cookie." using a condom, at climax remove said condom and shoot it at her face like a rubberband, slinging the baby batter, "semen" all over her, then flush the condom and given the nature of the southern hemisphere it will flush clockwise, letting you know you were truly "down under."
Guy1: "I gave a complete stranger the "Australian Slingshot" and apparently, she had the Stink Eye for like five days."
Guy2: "I wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!"
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When the Guy starts waving his Penis in front of the girls face, tempting her with it, until she charges forward and he slaps her with it, yelling "Crikey!"
Paul: So I was giving Jenny the Australian Bull Fighter, but then she got pissed off and bitch slapped me.
Matt: Dude, you gotta take control of your bitch.
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