BMW

Black man's wiener

How long do you think Barack Obama's BMW is?

BMW

Big Money Wasted

A car manfucaturer you'll be paying the rest of your life if you buy from. You'll sure enough need a oilchange shortly after you buy it, and that's just one of the issues that'll arise if you buy this trash can on wheels.

Denzel just bought a BMW! What a jackass!

BMW

Big Mexican Wombats

....BMW

Bmw

Big Mexican wiener

Gimme that bmw daddy

BMW

Big Mexican Weiner

She wants to take a ride on my BMW.

BMW

Many people think it is the car, but this really stands for Black Momma Whopping. When a black child is very rude, this phenomenon takes place.

Brenda- Yooo, I witnessed a BMW the other day
Brittany- What, the car?
Brenda- No, a black momma whoppin stupid.

BMW

Black man's weiner, big mexican woman, or bavarian motor works.

Ex. (A)
Johnny Racist: Go suck a BMW!
Toolbag Friend of Johnny's: Ha ha!
Ex. (B)
Johnny Racist: Is that an earthquake, or just a BMW walking by?
Bystander: DOUCHEBAG!
Ex. (C)
Gearhead: Hey, look a BMW M5 with a type 4 body kit and chrome spinners!
Bystander: Nice car.