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an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
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Once a guy friend becomes a boyfriend, he must tolerate the responsibilities and duties of being the boyfriend such as giving his girlfriend his sweatshirts, listening to his girlfriend's complaints about others, seeing her without makeup on, etc.
Boyfriend: Why are you complaining about your friends so much? They're your friends, don't you like them?
Girlfriend: Of course I do but you're my boyfriend so listening to me complaining is part of your boyfriend territory.
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The perfect boyfriend is a boy who supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out; who surprises you flowers; who remembers the little things about you; who is always there for you, who makes references to you about your favorite book. The boy who doesn't forget your anniversary or birthday. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from eachother you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you. He's your best friend.
Friend: Wow, Brandy, you're so lucky! I can't believe your boyfriend threw you a surprise going away party!
Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!
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An amazing guy who will put up with ur bullshit no matter how many times u don't believe the words that he speaks bc of all the shit that has ever brought u down.He will pick up with his words and will say the things that make u realize u don't want anyone else only him.
Abby: Tristen is my perfect boyfriend i love him with all my broken heart that hes mended together.
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1. A BOY that dump's you because he would rather play with his Star wars action figures(even tho he is 28).
2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooper and you didnt want to be around for that.
3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).
4. Loser.
5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.
6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!
I didnt meen to screw you over I just wanted to screw her too! That makes you an "ex-boyfriend"
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jeong yunho from ateez
person 1: did you see yunhos post on Twitter
person 2: yes he is such boyfriend material
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A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.
This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!
Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!
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