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Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

by Tabloid Baby January 11, 2012


Dryer Baby

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010


cloud baby

A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".

Pffffrt! Man hear that cloud baby cry.

by jrsmyth June 24, 2014


Baby Mochi

literally …
the …
cutest …
chubby

cheeked
person …
in …
the …
entire …
world …
aka …
park …
jimin !!!

james corden: i’ve heard you guys have nicknames given by your fans what are they? jimin i’ve heard your is mochi

bts: *screams*

james corden: i love a good mochi!!
jimin: you papa mochi!!
james corden: you baby mochi!!
*high fives* james corden: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY MOCHI!!!!

by wifey mochi May 15, 2021


Tooth Baby

Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?

"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"

"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"

by notatoothbaby December 3, 2019


Rowdy Baby

A term derived from a Tamil song released in 2018 from the movie 'Maari 2'. It is a term used to call your boyfriend or girlfriend or close friend very badass and rowdy.

Person 1: Hey, Who's that? He's so badass.
Person 2: Oh, that's my rowdy baby

by SalsaDoritos March 18, 2019


Baby bip

One tenth of a basis point is called a "baby bip"

Our losses are running at three baby bips this month.

by dasheidt April 15, 2020