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A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
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Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.
You fucking Jew Bagel!!
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anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living
Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.
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Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.
Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.
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a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.
"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"
"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"
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Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
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When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.
I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.
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