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A medicine show designed to sell incontinence drugs to old men.
This baseball telecast is brought to you by Viagra.
For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.
Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball
The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
A game for softcocks
Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player
You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.
Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.