Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.
Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.
"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."
An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes
Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse
Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever
The game baseball is a ball game played between two teams of nine on a field with a diamond-shaped circuit of four bases. Baseball is a nearly identical game to softball, same rules, only one is for men and one for women.
A bunch of gags playing with balls
Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?
you kick someone in the balls with a basic bat.
man she baseballed him hard.
why?
heard he cheated on her or something.
A ball that's used in a Sport if the same name. Also the best Inanimate Insanity character.
Lightbulb fan: who's your favorite I.I. character?
Me: Baseball
Also me: found dead in my apartment