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This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.
Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card
Can I go to the bathroom?
*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*
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ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy
ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy
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The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.
It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.
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come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone
kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?
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on contrary to the term meet me at the rec, this is also a term used by comeaux high students when they want to have gay sex, hence the nick name, homeuax high.
guy 1: Hey you wanna catch these hands
guy 2: Oh you know it, meet me at the rec bathroom
guy 1: Oh you want those kind of hands, ok, i'll meet you at the rec bathroom
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When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
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When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.
"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"
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