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A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.
#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.
Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.
To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
Tried in an asian way but failed.
Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.
Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!
Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
The state of when you feel smooth as fucking butter
Tom felt his Mother's body and described it as, "Butter smooth."