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A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
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A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)
Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!
Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.
(starts watching)
Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!
(realizes it's a good show)
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1)A very hot and stinky vagina.
2)A vagina that smells like a chili pie.
She's been working out, I won't go near that steam-beaver, I might puke on it.
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Oregon State University fans who know that the Beavs kick mad PAC 10 ass. They also know that the ducks and their fans are whiny crybaby bitches who can't handle the fact that the beavs kick their asses every year!
Those beaver believers were so excited to kick the ducks asses in the civil war.
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a creature that lives in the mountains of North Carolina, mainly swimming in the Nantahala river.
Look out for that beaver shark! *hits paddle on water*
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A group of bad-ass folks testing their fate on the Tough Mudder, 2011!
Yesterday when I was at the climbing gym I saw this smokin' Muddy Beaver climbing a V9, hope I run into her at Tough Mudder.
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A long and ornate piece of jewelry that hangs from a pierced naval, resembling a chandelier illuminating a beaver
Frankie, I know for sure we could have hooked up with that Tramp we met last night, she had a Beaver Chandelier showing us the way!
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