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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.

1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.

by Arockstar4life April 20, 2018


handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014


bender bookin

To have sex while drunk.

If I take one more drink I'm gon' bender bookin' you.

by uhDuh October 13, 2008


member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017


benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

by I’m really funny December 29, 2017


Quender bender

A Quender bender is slang for someone that is bisexual or pan sexual. They are sexually fluid hence quender meaning queer and bender because they bend either way.

"Sarah is such a Quender bender, she was with Steve last night and now she's taken Natalie home"

by Ms Monk December 19, 2016


Barry Bender

A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.

"whos that guy over there?"

"Holy fucking shit its barry bender"

by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020