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When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina
that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender
A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.
"whos that guy over there?"
"Holy fucking shit its barry bender"
A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.
Get away or I’ll catch benderitis
A Quender bender is slang for someone that is bisexual or pan sexual. They are sexually fluid hence quender meaning queer and bender because they bend either way.
"Sarah is such a Quender bender, she was with Steve last night and now she's taken Natalie home"
When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you
You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night
Friend: wtf?