bible thump

the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.

Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."

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Bible Whore

A bitch that Quotes Bible Scriptures of love as she fucks you.

Song of Solomon 1:2

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth— for your love is more delightful than wine. (NIV)

The Bible Whore quotes the word, as she fucks you.
She does not see the sin in the fuck.

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bible of pop

a.k.a "Teenage Dream" by queen of pop Katy Perry. The whole album remains iconic since first day. No one cant top it. Even her.

"What are you listening to? Im listening to The bible of pop"

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Bible basher

Someone who bashes the bible in every sentence

In other words they should of just rolled down the inside of their mamas leg

Jim: God made that and that and that an-

Bob: shut up you uneducated bible basher, your obviously a mistake

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bible bigot

someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church. Those damn bible bigots were out protesting against gay marriage at city hall.
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What a load of bigotted crap you are.You and your ilk want to discriminate against people's freedom of religion and force them to accept YOURS AND THE STATES idea of morality or in other words the Satanic religion of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
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You will burn in hell for this commies!!!!!!!!

bible bigots are those state-hugging commies and nazis who are bigotted against bible believers in violation of their freedom of religion

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bible slut

when a person reads the bible, and then they try to get other people to also read it by saying its as good as sex

If you want to be a bible slut read this cuz its just as good as an oragasm

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Pop bible

Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Who can get five number one hits in one single album? Katy Perry. What’s the album called? Teenage Dream. It is literally a pop bible.

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