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1) The act of being the biggest poser on Earth.
2) Having an extremely high voice.
3) Having an extremely annoying voice.
4) Being insanely undersized for your age (He's 16 years old (almost 17), 5'1 tall ,and weighs 110 lbs.).
5) Having no muscle what-so-ever (At least Taylor Lautner is pretty ripped and he's only 1 year older that Justin Bieber!).
6) Being loved only for your looks.
7) Only having fans from the northern US and parts of Eastern Canada who are little girls that are bullied ages 9-12.
8) Being ridiculed for being his fan. (Including girls).
9) Being EXTREMELY unpopular for liking him or even listening to him even if you are a girl.
10) Having no skateboarding skill what-so-ever. (Refer to 1).
11) Having no friends
12) Being EXTREMELY weak (Refer to 5).
13) Having ZERO straight male fans.
14) Having abnormaly small genitalia.
14) The act of only being marketed because unpopular girls ages 9-12 buy his music because of his looks. (Usher and company invested in him because they only want to make a quick buck. They continue to advertise him because, again, unpopular girls will buy his music becasue he is cute thus bringing Usher and company large amounts of money.)
15) The act of bringing extreme disgrace to your country.
Unpopular girl: OMG Justin Bieber is SOOOO HAWT!!
Popular girl: Dude shut up, he's not hot because he has no muscle and sounds like a little girl. By the way do you have any friends? Your gonna be SO, SO, SO unpopular right away if you don't stop liking him, wait, you already are!! Hahahaha! Plus he's NEVER going to date you!!! Get a life!!!
Popular guy: I could own him in skateboarding any day because he is a poser.
Kind of popular girl: I'm gonna stop liking him because i want to go to parties and be popular.
Popular girl: Good idea!! The only people who like him are girls who can't get a real guy so they think in their own fantasies they can get with him but he won't like any of his fans because they are all ugly girls! Hot girls think he's a fag.
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A young boy who has obviously not gone through puberty yet. The record companies decided to give him a deal because he had glittery eyes and could swish his hair the right way NOT because he could sing. His high pitched voice has earned him the nickname Justina.
Girl 1: Have you heard that new song by Justin Bieber?
Girl 2: Yeah he sounds like a girls haha! Isn't that why we call him Justina?
Girl 1: No way he is soo dreamy! How could you even say that? I bet he's such a sweetheart!
Girl 2: Sure, keep lying to yourself.
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Some kid who is easily confused with a girl, he also hasn't puberty even though he is 16 and older than me!
Friend: "OMG who the fuck is this chick on the radio?"
Me: "It's this lil fag shit named Justin Bieber"
Friend: " That's a freaken guy???"
Person 1: "Oi man! You think that chick is hot?"
Person 2: "WTF? Thats Justin Bieber, it's a guy!!!"
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An adjective: most likely referring to a male; someone who hasn't commenced to process of adolescence or puberty. One who is known for his drastically unchanged voice.
Friend 1: Oh look! Here comes that Justin Bieber kid
Friend 2: Yeah, that kinda suck for him, doesn't it?
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a reason for legalizing abortion
jenny: i dont wanna abort my baby ryan
ryan: what if he turns out like justin bieber
jenny: lets get the hell over there now!
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A cute popstar singer, so lucky was just a bullied boy in Canada and now living the dream. Loves purple and maybe even blue. Has a cute doggie. Is funny. Is athletic, basket ball, soccer, hockey, and others. Also drums, guitar and even others. So cute! People call him hot but is just really cute. Is so open hearted and every girl should fall in love with him. Amazing voice and sings songs that get to girls hearts. Nobody could hate him except those haters who are jsut jealous and say bad things about him. Girls dream boy. Is a Pisces, which means thoughtfull. Cares about his mother and father. Has a little sister and step father. Parents divorced. Hard life, mostly spent with grandparents. Is soo adorable and lovable by girls in his age and even under 10. Parents love him too and he is jsut the perfect guy all guys should stop hating on and fallow a good role model. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN DREW BIEBER!
Girl: Have you heard of Justin Bieber
Boy: Oh that girl!
Girl: Shut up, hes cute and the best singer and your just jealous
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Justin Bieber is the most shitty Canadian Pop Singer. Years later, people will forget him, like the Jonas Brothers for example, you don't listen them on the radio anymore.
10 Reasons why he is a faggot:
1. He doesn't know what the word "German" is
2. He's 16 but He hasn't hit puberty, and he NEVER will
3. He is a girl
4. He sounds like a girl
5. He "maybe" steal RAAAAANDY's music
6. He uses autotune
7. He sings horribly
8. His fans are really annoying
9. He is gay and he has AIDS
10. Go to
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_(disambiguation)
and also
blog.taragana.com/e/2010/05/06/50-most-popular-women-on-the-web-according-to-google-117435/
for the second link, check out number 7
Normal Human Being: *Listens to Justin Bieber songs* OH SHIT!!!! what is this *&#$^*&# crap!!!! man my @I##$#&$^* couldn't take this anymore man, fuck you Justin Bieber!
Typical Fan RAGE!!!!: Hey!!!111!!! your just jeloz becuz Justin Beiber is more famos and more smarter than u r yeah!!!!11!!! I Love u Justin Beiber!!!!!!11!!!! You rocke!!!!1!!!!
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