Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

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cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

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d-block

The worst block in the worst hood of the city.

Welcome to d-block the mighty mighty d-block, the place in new york city where diddy dont even walk the part of yonkers i wouldn't be caught without two pistols on me that'll be cocked in each pocket

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Manitoba Block

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.

Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...

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Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

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Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."

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cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

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