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A sexual act in which falacio is performed, and the person giving the oral stimulation places their finger over the receiving parties anus and releases as the receiving party ejaculates.
"Man I had this girl give me an awesome blow job last night, she treated my penis like dong bong!"
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a better way to do it is to get a 2 liter soda bottle and fill it partially with water then make a bowl at the top out of aluminum foil with a whole bunch of tiny holes in it. then punch however many holes in the sides of the bottle for straws and so its more like a hookah.
"Let's use the bottle bong this time so we can all smoke at the same time."
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not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the hit feels like it clawed your throat the whole way down. it takes a fuckload of hack your lungs out, and gallons of water to flush bong throat out. not fun.
"oh man, i got the WORST bong throat after that massive rip i took! i thought i was gonna die!"
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plastic bongs
Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.
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A phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.
Traditional use:
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."
Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."
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An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
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nice 2 1/2 + foot bong with a nice ice catcher . Gets your retarded after one hit. Nice slider with defuser. Bob marleys head on the base of it.
Yo man last night i was at Johns house and i got retarded off bong marley.
Last night i took 5 hits of Bong Marley, after that i did not remember one thing.
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