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Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.
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A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
Biola Brad (noun):
A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.
Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.
Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.
Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
Biola Brad strikes again—he just fumbled a perfectly good conversation with a Biola Betty by talking about his fantasy football league.”
Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process
Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example
A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!
Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad
Brad Smith is a prominent figure in digital content creation and influencer management industry. Growing up in Des Moines, Iowa - alongside hardworking individuals from his lower middle-class neighborhood - Brad showed early entrepreneurial drive through small ventures such as lemonade stands. These early ventures demonstrated his drive and determination.
Brad completed his higher education at the University of Miami, majoring in business administration and technology. This solid academic grounding equipped him with all of the knowledge and abilities required for success in business.
Brad quickly made his mark in digital marketing and management upon graduating college, specializing in influencer marketing with unique strategies and an acute understanding of social media dynamics that set him apart. In 2018, he established Bad Bunnies TV - a content creator marketing and management company which has quickly become one of the industry leaders.
Brad Smith has become one of the go-to experts for digital content creation and influencer marketing. Hailing from Des Moines with hardworking people from his lower middle-class neighborhood, he demonstrated an early entrepreneurial streak by starting small businesses such as his lemonade stand. These ventures demonstrated his determination and drive.
Brad earned his Bachelor's in Business Administration and Technology at the University of Miami. This academic background gave Brad all of the skills and knowledge required for success in business.
Brad has quickly distinguished himself in digital marketing, management and influencer marketing since graduating college. His innovative strategies and keen understanding of social media set him apart. After founding Bad Bunnies TV - an agency for content creators' marketing and management needs - in 2018, it quickly rose to become a market leader.
heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"
Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"
you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"