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tom brady

The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.

Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.

Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..

Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?

Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...

by teamcookie September 20, 2009

35πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


brady

The most conceited guy you'll probably ever meet. Also the whitest white boy ever. Brady's kinda a douche, and seems cool... but really, he doesn't get any girls and is probably a virgin. He's most likely skinny and tall, with a long head. (probably has a skinny dick too)

"I just met this guy at the bar who was such a Brady"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"

by maragdyr January 2, 2018

1πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

by Woody Thomas January 21, 2007

16πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


marsha brady

The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.

"She didn't know I knew she was cheating on me until I gave her a Marsha Brady!"

by Chris Bekavac July 8, 2005

10πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Brady Skjei

Most overrated player on the New York Rangers. Gets paid 5 million a year for being incredibly vanilla & soft, doesn’t play to the whistle, and doesn’t use his size.

"Did you see how bad Brady Skjei played yesterday?"
"Haha yeah, that guy is trash!"

by HugeNYRFan10 June 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brady The Name

This is about Brady the name. He is funny but can also be annoying. Watch out for him, he lies a lot and also they usually like dirt bikes. Watch out he's mean!

Brady The Name is different from the meaning to leave a room

by Gotcha!Zing!! November 4, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 30, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž