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Brian may ''is part of a band called Queen'' and is a badger dad who is also a astrophysicist and because of that the song 39' was written, he is also the most softest grandpa ever and must be protected. he ends sentences with
-Bri
(he is way much more you will just have to find out yourself)
me: have you seen that picture of Brian may wearing a space helmet?
friend: YES OMG LOVE HIM
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Huge cock. Super shy. Likes progresso soup. Yellow cum. likes big tits. has big tits. smashes boys and girls. can suck his own cock. has super cake. likes super cake. wedding cakes are nothing compared to the amount of cake that he has. he is known for being daddy. lots of pimples. doesn't use lotion. forgets to put on condoms. gay hair. no sense of style. super small. gets turned on by dogs that are named after car brakes. wears the same shoes for 4 years.
Dang, Brian R, please hit me from all angles you sexy son of a gun.
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A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).
Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!
*one hour passes*
Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!
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A person in a group of friends that no one fucking likes. He is just there so you and your other friends can tear him down.
Shit guys here comes fucking brian
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The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend. Amazing voice, it's different, but truly amazing. Sexy and poetic. Sings for The Summer Set.
"That Brian Dales can sing like no other."
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A well-respected and well-known lawyer who lives in NYC and studies the Triangle Factory Fire. He often has over 70 lovers each week. He is known for constantly radiating swagger, pimp-ness, and the ability to please a woman the way no other man can. He is known as a figure who is combined between Chuck Norris and Chairman Mao. Apparently upon first sight, one can cry from His glorious golden skin and His luxurious flowing hair. He is too godly to have a picture shown here, but looking Him up is encouraged. When someone references Brian Bittman, it is the highest comparison possible. One would be comparing something to an untamed God that nobody can control or tell what to do. Many songs have been written about His glory and knowledge
Person 1: "OMG Katniss Everdeen is such a Brian Mittman!"
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."
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A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include
1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
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