Just bro

One liner "advice" unattractive men are told to "magically" solve all said men's issues with meeting women.

"Just get a haircut bro"
"Just say this magic line bro"
"Just bro"

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bro-husband

when two dudes are married to each other

Adam and Steve are bro-husbands.

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Cache of Bros

A large collective of alpha-type male predators, typically gathered together in a noisy group so as to frighten away resource competition, as they aggressively pursue craft beers, televised football games, drunken females, and homoerotic hazing rituals.

The DJ played Backstreet Boys, inadvertently causing a riotous dance-off between the Cache of Bros.

Bro Job

A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".

"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."

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Bro Pas

(pronunciation: brō pä) n. A fuckin' totally douchebag move. Like, maybe you hit on your bro's girl, or smoke all his greens. (cp. Party foul; ORIGIN late 17th cent., French "faux pas" literally "false step"; and abbreviation "Bro." of English "brother" from Old English brōþor, from Proto-Germanic brōþēr, from Proto-Indo-European *bʰréh₂tēr.)

Aw! Dude! Bro pas! You totally spilled Nat all on my fuckin' Entourage DVDs!

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NFT bro

An NFT bro is a scammer who thinks he is smart, quirky, and funny for making a billion dollars off some shitty furry art from a character customizer or stolen art.

Non fuckable token brothers tend to inspire each other to buy and be obnoxious.

The only way to defeat him is by screenshotting his nft or saving it.

You're an NFT bro, opinion discarded.

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Bro Bono

The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

Friend #1: "Hey man, I need a logo designed for my new company but I dont have a lot of money"

Friend #2: "no problem man, your my best friend, I'll do it Bro Bono"

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