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When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.
Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.
it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present
freaking brown!, the cat craped again
Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).
Brown wings have an 'expiry time' of twelve months and are revoked after that period unless you keep up your 'air-time'. This constitutes at least one trip up bourneville boulevard from the initial date that you joined the Brown Squadron. Failure to do so will see you grounded,and no airman wishes that upon himself. Sticking your finger up her bum does not qualify you as a holder of brown wings, you will only be ranked as air cadet for this particular feat.
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Unelected Prime Minister of the UK who became PM by some kind of divine appointment and proceded to hand over any power left in the country to a load of unelected sharks in the EU. When he was chancellor, Brown squandered money like it was going out of style. He wasted billions on illegal invasions, stupid pet projects like the Dome, employing a legion of civil servants and quangos, and sold Britain's gold reserves when the value of gold was at an all-time low. He ended up taxing everyone to death and raiding pensions. Basically he has always wanted the job of PM, isn't bothered in the slightest if he has no idea of what he's supposed to do. Now the likes of Milliband are sharpening their knives, waiting to steal his crown, but to be honest he has nothing to worry about. His party is just a collection of gutless no-hopers who between them couldn't run a bath.
If I was a parent or teacher and I saw Gordon Brown coming towards the school playground grinning that grin of his I think I'd call the police.
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looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government
gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p
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To brown loaf (one word): the act of leaving your unflushed crap in the toilet with the lid closed, so the next person to use the toilet is shocked and disgusted when he or she opens the lid to use it. The act of brown loafing takes commitment, as the person who brown loafs must sit through their entire crap without doing a self-courtesy flush.
I want to get my roommate back for that feather and shaving cream prank, so I'm going to brown loaf him tomorrow.
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a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl
I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.
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