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This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.
Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.
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An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.
Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.
Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.
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A former crack den, Georgiana Bruce Kirby is Santa Cruz's most prominent importer and exporter of manure. They play a vital role in the Californian town's economy, and are beloved throughout the city, which, in turn, has bestowed a charming epithet applicable to anyone who frequents GBK: In reference to their line of work, anybody from Georgiana Bruce Kirby is a "shit head".
At Georgiana Bruce Kirby, we have all the shit you'll ever need. We have so much, it's coming out of our mouths!
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The act of (Telling, TattleTaling, Snitching, ratting, ect....) on another person; giving up information or infroming about another person's misconduct in order to reduce one's own consequences.
Brucing, Bruced, or Bruce also acceptable forms of the word.
My cousin and I were out car popping when the police showed up i ran and got away, but my cousin was caught. after being arrested my cousin began "Brucing" on me to get him self out of trouble and the cops came to my fuckin house.
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Having the bruce lee legs is when wake up in random places! with no recollection.
Hey donny, i had the bruce lee legs and woke up in ya bed!
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A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.
I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.
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