A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.
I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.
Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.
/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"
A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.
I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .
Cactus is mysterious. They would love to fucking die. They have a life filled with rotting in jail.
Cactus is not friendly. They would probably stvb you if they had the chance.
The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.
This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.
a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.
"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."
Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.
Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!