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callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.
you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal
Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.
Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”
The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets
Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN
Joe: SUCK MY DICK
Callum: *kills*
A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)
have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?
No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?
Yes
The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.
Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him
Very cool and loves to play games
Omg I love Callum he’s the best right?
What are u stupid?