golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

canadian mudpie

The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.

Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!

canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet

I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet

Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".

Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!

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Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.

Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.

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Canadian Falcon

The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.

Mike: Last night i showed a girl what the Canadian Falcon feels like

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Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

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