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Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.
Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!
A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet
I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet
The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.
Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.
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The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.
Mike: Last night i showed a girl what the Canadian Falcon feels like
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When you cum in a cup, put it in the freezer, then drizzle it on your partners pancakes
Amp Pours the canadian syrup on Pinks pancakes
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