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When you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.
The bitch wouldn't shut up so I had to give her a hot carl
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When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window.
I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!
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FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.
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The term for old family. A dad who was with you until you turn 18 then completely forgets about you. Often likes underage girls and will sleep with your family. Has millions of dollars but makes his kid pay for everything when his kid only makes 700 dollars a month and has to pay house payment. in love with his family sexually and doesn't even care for his wife. also known as a derlick or inbreeder. usually with red hair and lots of freckles. will rape his sons kids and then just make new ones with his sperm after he ruins them. someone that hasnt taken his actual kid on vacation in 15 years but takes his grand daughter over state lines everyday.
"Is that Carl?"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
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who would look at a baby and name it carl
"susan, our baby looks like a carl"
"what the fuck is a carl"
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1. To motorboat an ass. 2. To smack your face cheeks back and forth against someones butt cheeks. 3. Canadian fetish term, may be used in the porn industry.
"I was with Bambi last night and she had an ass so hot I wanted to give her a Cheeky Carl!" "Did you see the booty on that fine lady? Hope she will let me give her a Cheeky Carl?"
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Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
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