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A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?
look in the shadows
I see nothing?
exactly
When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.
I’m gonna go castle punch pope.
An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.
“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”
The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
When you have to empty your badder
I have to drain the castle moat.
Urinate urination
Castling at a strange time in chess
NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.