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What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom
He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
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When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone
I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night
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1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick
Some duck* ... Shit"
"Lmao, cell phone self own"
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Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”
An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
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When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.