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When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.
Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?
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One who was a desire to eat Chinese buffet at least once a week. He goes through life just for the delicious meal at King Buffet at the end of the week.
Guy: Ah! Crap, I forgot to eat Chinese buffet last week! OMG what am I gonna do?
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...
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when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person
Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again
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Characters that are extremely hard to remember, especially if they're your second language. I am chinese too.
person #1: Did you remember 1500 chinese characters yet?
person #2: Nope, I haven't even remembered 15! It's been 5 hours! Holy crap!
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when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.
i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting
perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!
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A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.
Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...
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noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.
Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.
Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
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