bag chips

The chips left at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag. They are usually the ones that have fallen out of the fries holder.

Eddie : Take your food out and give me the bag
Ben : Hmm ok *passes the bag*
Eddie : YES, I get the bag chips!
Ben : Dammit!

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ritz chips

The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.

I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack

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wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

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dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

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Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

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chip's challenge

WHY THE HECK ISN'T THERE ALREADY A DEFINITION FOR THIS!?!

CC is a fantastic computer game, created in 1989 (the year I was born) and I started playing in 1995 with my first computer which came with BOWEP. Anyway, me and my ol' man would spend time at the computer, solving the puzzles, spending quality father-son time together. That's why I turned out clever yet nerdy.
Aaaaanyway... CC is a puzzle solving game. You must collect all the chips in each level, to advance to the next. All the while there are monsters and obstacles blocking your path to the next level, which you must cleverly seek your way past. All in all there are around 140 levels of mayhem and madness!!!

"Hey son, let's play some Chip's Challenge!"
"Sure thing, dad!"

<10 years later>

"My God, I'm such a freaking nerd!!!"

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chip dust

The oily/dusty stuff left on your fingers after you eat chips. Most often left by cheese puffs, but also left in lesser quantities when eating various flavored potato chips like sour cream and onion or barbecue.

Cheeto dust is the most well-known form of chip dust.

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