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Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 19, 2021


Chocolate dolphin

When your doing a girl doggie style and you pull out and try to stick it in her butt and she says "eheh ehehe" like a dolphin.

I was banging this chick and try to give a chocolate dolphin. She was pissed

by Ajack32 March 4, 2017


Chocolate dragonfly

A reverse vertical rim job with male positioned on top while Stroking his dick through the breasts

Friend 1:Jordan got his ass eaten and fucked her tits at the same time!
Friend 2: Bro that’s a chocolate dragonfly!

by N0t m3 October 23, 2020


Chocolate Tip

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.

"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."

by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017


Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 23, 2019


Chocolate volcano

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

by Kmach17 January 15, 2017


Chocolate Robinson

Its basically a phrase thats used in many ways. Its what ever you want to inturprut it to be. Also used to call a friend.

Hes a little chocolate robinson, its a massive chocolate robinson, choco robo,

by Painem02 March 13, 2009