Random
Source Code
Random
A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.
Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?
A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.
It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear
JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.
When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.
"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"
"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
When a man asks another man to human centipede him after a juice diet.
Hey Dave! Give me some of that chocolate gravy!
Another word for the asshole.
I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.
The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix
I'm choking on Chocolate Spit
1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
1👍 3👎