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National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.

I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020


Christopher George Miske

A 50 Year Man With The Smallest PP That Looks at 12 Year Old Girls.

He Is Looking At Her Ass, He must be a Christopher George Miske

by Zoe420 March 4, 2022

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Christopher Anderson

By definition a person who has very low standards on who they cheat on women with, "Charms" women to get what they want, makes them think whatever is possible wants by telling them what they want to hear, Lies, Cheats, beats on women if it would benifit themself, and has multiple children by different women. A individual who truely cares only about themself and will one day be alone and broke.

Your just like a Christopher AndersonTPT the way you treat me

by Smuddlin4x4 February 8, 2011

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Christopher Vincent Waters

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?

No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.

by Hopxy September 10, 2010

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Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

by aanonaanon June 1, 2018

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Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 27, 2023


Chilling With Christopher Robin

1) Literally means hanging out with the fictional character, Christopher Robin, from Winnie the Pooh.
2) Smoking Weed

"Yo John, what's up?"
"Just Chilling with christopher robin."
"Huh?"
"Smoking weed, want some?"

by Chris Robin August 24, 2006

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