gangster computer

A computer that consists of HD less than a gig, and a RAM of 56 kilobytes.

pseudonym: "Ayo my nigga Luponatanyo"

Luponatanyo: "watz gOoD mAH ma1lV nigga pseudonym?"

pseudonym: "I trip on deh weed n shit can i download pr0n?"

Lupoatanyo: "Iight go ahead, dat shiit mad fazt i jus got upgrade on dat"

pseudonym: "NiiGGA DiiS shit jus TuR off on me, man DiiS is a, gangster computer."

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apple computer

1.)Something less than a PC.

2.)A useless item.

3.)A tool used by generally evil people to do wrong.

OMG your apple computer sucks. PC OWNS APPLE.

I'd gladly trade an apple computer for a rock.

Satan uses apple computers to control ignorant people.

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Computer Letter

A 'Computer Letter' is a letter, document, or computer file that is sent electronically from one desktop/laptop/mobile phone to another, with the aid of programmes such as Microsoft Outlook, Hotmail, and Yahoo. Whilst most are satisfied with the term 'Email', others prefer to use this terminology to reduce the chances of confusion. Used by only a rare number of individuals, the'Computer Letter' terminology originated in Southern England and will inevitably spread to more northern regions such as Manchester and Newcastle. Since origin, the term has been abbreviated to 'CL' and 'Com-let'.

sorry my assignment is late, my computer letter was not working

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Computer room

Place where the computer is. DUH!
or the most awesomenest room in the house. besides the bedroom. ;)
AKA: PORN WATCHING ROOM
for dudes lol

where's my computer?
in the COMPUTER ROOM!

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wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer

"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"

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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.

2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"

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apple computer

crap; slow as fuck

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.

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