Random
Source Code
Random
A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.
Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.
a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.
Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.
Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”
Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!
People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around
-Have you heard of what conservatives are planning?
-Nothing smart that's for sure
A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."