sam cooked

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

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Dane Cook

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."

Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

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Cooking rice

When you slay a Virgin women and Impregnate her. (Anime kind of thing)

He was cooking maroua’s rice. She was very happy. Cooking rice

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Cooking duty

The cooking of excrement.

"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"

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Bad Cook

Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid

Mike thinks he is a great cook when he cooks wild game, but really is a bad cook.

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cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

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hunter cook

An asshole-like person whom you will always owe money to.

"did you know your father is a real hunter cook.

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