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When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”
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They are quite awesome! Most of the results on Google Images have an Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick, therefore, that makes him VERY AWESOME!
Did you see that Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick? We need more Awesome Cougars sucking their own dicks. It's a dick lick party, and everyones invited!
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A feeding trough created for luring cougars into a viewing area. The trough should be 45"-55" long, 15"-20" wide, and exactly 16" deep. If the trough is placed more than 6 inches above the ground it will not be effective in luring cougars. Make sure that you view the cougars from further than 50' away; they are dangerous animals that can attack suddenly; especially if the food in the trough is not prepared correctly. The bait should be fresh, raw meat, with a hint of tomato seasoning. Important! Cougars will rarely visit a cougar trough on the first day it is constructed; be patient!
The best way to observe a cougar in the wild is to construct a Cougar Trough to lure him in.
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When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.
Mrs. Tennenbaum's husband wont make her into a rotting cougar, what a pussy!
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1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.
2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC
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To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.
"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."
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Young man who typically has trouble scoring with women his own age.
The weakest member of the group makes himself feel better by referring to himself as a "cougar hunter."
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