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pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022


over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023


counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.

He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021


Counter attack

A perfectly unbalanced fps mobile game with a fascinating graphic and more bugs that cyberpunk 2077. If you like to shoot people in the head without killing em, or face cancers from enemy from all the world that will camp as bitches and insult you every time they get a kill,
Well, Thats the perfect game for you.
You may get addicted to it and spend all your money in some usueless skins and trash knifes.
This game has a love-hate amazing relationship.
It looks like csgo but with more bugs and less russians.

X: hey wanna play ca (counter attack)
Me: hell nah im not in the mood to get FREE CANCERS

by Garfiel sex January 2, 2022


counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 8, 2004


over the counter baby

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

by Boi_person May 22, 2016


Counter-jumping

In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.

- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.

by W0TTy October 15, 2021