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when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler
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a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.
look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.
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a slang reference to the vagina
I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.
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It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.
Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."
Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D
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When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
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A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.
That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.
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1. a humerus cereal portrayed on Calvin and Hobbes
2. Coco Puffs
Calvin: i love my chocolate covered sugar bombs
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