its just not cricket

Australian slang:

Having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.This come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount.

1stperson:Did you see that guy punch that other guy.

2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.

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Indian Cricket Team

World's best cricket team

Indian cricket team is world's best cricket team

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Alabama Spoon Cricket

A Nigger.

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!

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Australia Cricket team

A team full of cheats

Australi cricket team is full of racists and their player Steve Smith has cheated many accessions. Australia cricket team is famous for Sandpaper gate and brain fade moments

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crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

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Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

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Village Cricket Destroyer

A Village Cricket Destroyer (hereafeter referred to as 'VCD') is somebody who hates the spirit of village cricket. Much of his emphasys is placed on being manly, he may be the son of a man in a position of manliness or power such as a miner or a tax collector.

Often the captain of a bigger club, such as a town team, A VCD will be merciless in his desire to stop cricket being fun.

A VCD might have other interests, such as tennis, that person will take particular pride in winning.

A VCD will hang around in the same areas as village cricketers in a sheepish manner, his end goal being to wait for available females to approach the lower standard cricketers before he muscles in and explains his position to take the girls for himself.

1) Wow, we are 45-9 and that VCD is bringing the best bowler back on

2) Wow, that VCD sure is a village cricket destroyer!

3) BBH sure is a VCD

4) Wow, that VCD knows how to sink some ale!

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