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A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
a whore, because she always has wood in her.
what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.
The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.
Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!