Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

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Dr. Dew

The combonation of 2 quarts of Dr. Pepper and one of Mountain dew creates a drink so refreashing even jesus would take a swig.

HEY YOU! Pass the Dr. Dew

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Dr. Love

One who, in some way, helps people find and keep love.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl like your girl...
Guy 2: You know who hooked me up right?
Guy 1: Nah man, who?
Guy 2: Dr. Love!

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dr phil

A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.

kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.

<Varter> kriptik!
<kriptik> fucking shut your hole
<kriptik> this isn't #drphil
<Varter> HAHAHA

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Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

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Dr. Chill

The greatest drink in the world, managing to surpass even the soda that it copied, Dr. Pepper. Referred to simply as "the Chill".

"Have that Dr. Chill"

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Dr. Voir

Some cringe gardevoir scientist porn OC made by some coomer called Nanosheep that thinks his "original" character is the best in the world and commissions over 9000 artists just to draw his self-insert getting raped by his OC, also makes cringeworthy tweets.

Nanosheep: Omg please draw muh dr. voir please i'll give you six million aussie dollars
Normal Person: Dude no one cares about your OC

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