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1. acronym meaning "too long; didn't read". A response to a post that is quite lengthy.
Despite the elitist view that this is used as a way of having to get out of reading "brilliant arguments", sometimes it does make sense. Just because something is long and drawn-out does not mean it is worth reading. I've read "walls of text" that were hollow and nothing but a waste of my time. Lots of talk, little substance. In that case, tl;dr would be more than just a response to laziness.
"Chapter 1: On the usage of abbreviations in modern internet discourse. Let us begin at the beginning. It all started in 1975 with the advent of the..." *goes on for 300 pages*
"tl;dr"
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The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.
"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.
Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"
Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".
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One who, in some way, helps people find and keep love.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl like your girl...
Guy 2: You know who hooked me up right?
Guy 1: Nah man, who?
Guy 2: Dr. Love!
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The combonation of 2 quarts of Dr. Pepper and one of Mountain dew creates a drink so refreashing even jesus would take a swig.
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A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.
kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.
<Varter> kriptik!
<kriptik> fucking shut your hole
<kriptik> this isn't #drphil
<Varter> HAHAHA
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The greatest drink in the world, managing to surpass even the soda that it copied, Dr. Pepper. Referred to simply as "the Chill".
"Have that Dr. Chill"
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