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40 Yard Dash

An act that requires a woman (or man) to be on their knees with their mouth open as wide as possible. (Closed eyes would be a smart idea)

A naked man with a fully erect penis stands about 40 yards away (preferably starting in an NFL combine style sprinters stance for more speed). The man then sprints as fast as possible and attempts to land his penis in the woman’s mouth.

Missing the mouth could cause serious pain to both parties. Landing the penis is the girls mouth with this high velocity is considered to be the ultimate face fuck .

I wanted to fuck her throat so we tried the 40 Yard Dash last night . I missed and she lost an eye .

by Alamo Hayes December 4, 2021


Crash n' Dash

After crashing your car, the act of speeding away from the scene of the crime.

John: Hey, man what happened to your car?

Mark: Oh, that? Some jerk crash n' dashed me last night after the party.

John: Wow, what an ass.

by Trav&Quin February 15, 2011


400 meter dash

A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.

I run the 400 meter dash at my school.

by TheRobot99 March 12, 2008

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Digital Dash

A song of the hip-hop/rap genre released by Drake ft Future in 2015

Digital Dash is my favorite song right now!

by DigitalDash November 30, 2017

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Smash-n-dash

The act of having sex and then leaving with no strings attached. A one-night stand.

'Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?'
'Nah, it was a smash-n-dash.'

by D. Bougs August 29, 2006

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Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).

That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!

by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009

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The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021

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