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A term invented by the McElroy brothers meaning to gossip, usually about somebody or something in particular.
“Are you gonna dish the goss on (insert name here)?”
you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important
Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting
Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final
When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.
I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.
If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished
Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished
A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.
Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.