don't panic it's organic

a phrase you say to people when they are freaking out from smoking too much pot or eating too many shrooms

"dude i'm freaking out."
"don't panic it's organic"

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don't even trip

It's all good. Don't worry bout it

Tyvon left you? Don't even trip

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Don't drop the soap!

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

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don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

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don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*

"Don't text back"

*read*

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don't fuck up

What you don't want to do is mess up especially under eextreme pressure to not fuck up.

EX: "Ethan don't fuck up " while trying to shave angry bear.

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Tae kwon don't

When someone who thinks they are hot shit because they are highly ranked in a mcdojo and goes out gets in a fight and gets owned like no tomorrow.Therefore all those years of Tae kwon do becomes tae kwon don't in a matter of seconds.

Dude that bum totally kicked the shit out of that Tae kwon don't black belt

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