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To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry
John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “
Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.
When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
Define: /dōnt bē ā López/ (N.) A person that was previously held in such high regards when participating in a specific activity or challenge with a group of tight-knit peers that their ego was inflated to a point just shy of developing its own gravitational pull. Over time this results in a lack of care and effort when participating in said activities or challenges which leads to their imminent downfall from the podium within the tight-knit group of peers without their own realization that their low quality contributions are now being mocked or not taken as serious as once was.
That meme is old dude. Don’t be a Lopez.
Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile
Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong
equivalent of no balls where one is forced to do something with their dignity and reputation at stake
Jump in the lake! Pussy if you don’t!
When someone is about to make you spazz
Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me