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Unloading a large amount of loose, runny stool in one push out your butt.
After eating Mexican, Ted was dump trucking the toilet so bad you couldn't see through the poop colored and poop chunked toilet water.
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The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.
Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
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When you take a dump, and it resembles Chewbacca. A reddish-brown color, and somewhat furry looking in appearance. For extra credit, you make Chewbacca sounds as you are taking this dump. Can be easily referred to as the Chewy dump.
The day after eating at the mexican food buffet, I took a Chewbacca dump.
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The uncontrollable diarrhea you get after eating Domino's Pizza.
When I was drunk last night, pizza seemed like a great idea, but now I've got the Domino's dumps! See also Papa's Poops
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When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.
Dude 1 - "Dude i just took a shotgun dump"
Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"
Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"
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The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.
Abv. BaD or B&D
Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
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Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
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